+# Pragmatic Heterogeneous Proofread đ» đ«
+
+## So, what is this?
+
+First thing first, this is not supposed to be just slander about PHP ~like I am used to do~ but a comprehensive list of errors that are atributed to PHP and proof (or lack thereof) of those errors across multiple versions of PHP.
+Also those errors will be compared to a correct design on other langs showing how those problems could be improved or so.
+
+## Why proofread?
+
+So, this is called a proofread mainly because it is a revision of an old post I usually link that was made on eevee blog talking about how bas the design of PHP is. you can see the post [here.](https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/ "Not for the faint of heart")
+
+## List of stuff we will be visiting
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+
+## The analogy
+
+
+> I canât even say whatâs wrong with PHP, becauseâ okay. Imagine you have uh, a toolbox. A set of tools. Looks okay, standard stuff in there.
+>
+> You pull out a screwdriver, and you see itâs one of those weird tri-headed things. Okay, well, thatâs not very useful to you, but you guess it comes in handy sometimes.
+>
+> You pull out the hammer, but to your dismay, it has the claw part on both sides. Still serviceable though, I mean, you can hit nails with the middle of the head holding it sideways.
+>
+> You pull out the pliers, but they donât have those serrated surfaces; itâs flat and smooth. Thatâs less useful, but it still turns bolts well enough, so whatever.
+>
+> And on you go. Everything in the box is kind of weird and quirky, but maybe not enough to make it completely worthless. And thereâs no clear problem with the set as a whole; it still has all the tools.
+>
+> Now imagine you meet millions of carpenters using this toolbox who tell you âwell hey whatâs the problem with these tools? Theyâre all Iâve ever used and they work fine!â And the carpenters show you the houses theyâve built, where every room is a pentagon and the roof is upside-down. And you knock on the front door and it just collapses inwards and they all yell at you for breaking their door.
+>
+> Thatâs whatâs wrong with PHP.
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